In case of a Government Lock-Out....

...because a lock-out is what we were talking about, no matter what you think you know.

 “You have reached the desk of XXXX XXXXXXX at the XXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX.  I am sorry that I can’t take your call, but the party in control of the House of Representatives doesn’t feel that training our officers and agents is more important than partisan politics.

Please leave a message at the sound of the tone, and I will call you back after I return from being forced out of work, by those who only have to stop wasting money in Iraq and Afghanistan to achieve a balanced budget.”

Bleeeeeep! (#*&@$%#$#$)