ITEM: There is an unincorporated community in Osceola County, Florida called Intercession City. According to census data, only 534 people live there. You really have to wonder at the chain of events that led to naming that place.
ITEM: It was reported this morning that President Obama has called the owner of the Philadelphia Eagles to commend him for giving convicted felon scumbag Michael Vick a "second chance". Really, Mr. President? Really? Pardon my lack of respect, dude, but I have to ask what the f*** you are smoking these days since you gave up on tobacco. Dude, wasn't it bad enough that you had to give in to right-wing bullshit and freeze any cost of living pay increases to federal employees for the next two years? (and I hope you realize that we won't forget in 2012), wasn't it bad enough that you lost the House of Representatives because you were too busy being nice? Now you have to embark on some stupid campaign aimed at making Michael Vick seem like he was just some wayward youth that didn't know that committing felony crimes was wrong? Seriously, sir… WTF?
ITEM: What was going on with Kelly Rippa's hair, yesterday? Did you see that leopard print hat she was wearing? You should know that I only saw this because Mrs. GF was watching the show.
ITEM: Speaking of Kelly Rippa, I have to tell you, I don't think that she particularly good looking. Yours truly doesn't dig that elfin, starving-10-year-old-boy look that too many American women are trying to emulate.
ITEM: I am a man of my class, well and truly. I don't like it when people fawn over me. I can park my own car, and no, I don't need help with my bags. Are you kidding me? People live like that?
ITEM: Oh, and this word: Jaguar?... is pronounced Jag-wahr. Not Jag-wire! It is bad enough that I hear Jag-wire from some of the dopes I work with, but now I am starting to hear it on radio advertisements.
ITEM: It was cold at The Magic Kingdom, yesterday, and you wouldn't believe the people that didn't have the sense to wear a decent coat… or any coat or jacket for that matter.
ITEM: I can't believe Floridians elected Rick Scott to be their Governor. I know that I shouldn't be surprised, but it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me that the people would elect a convicted felon, who made millions defrauding the federal government, to lead their own state's government.
These are just a few things that are on my mind, as I wait for Soccer Girl to get ready for a day at EPCOT.