It's Saturday, Here's a Meme

Part One – Describe:

Your hair? Very short.  You might even say stubbly.

Your mother? Not well.

Your father? Great with children!

Your favorite food? Chinese

Your dream last night? Talking to my boss about my promotion

Your favorite drink? Stone Imperial Stout

Your dream/goal? My dream?  To go into space.  My Goal?  To be able to be a good father and provider for my familyas long as they need me.

The room are you in?A big room full of cubicles.

Your hobby? Reading

Your fear? Fear?  Ha!

Your TV? Is where the moving pictures are.  They tell me things.

Your Pets? Charlie, a retired Explosive Detection dog.

Friends? Few, but important.

Your life? Pretty darn good.

Your mood? Right now?  Upbeat, although I am doing this meme to avoid getting my fat ass on the elliptical trainer.

If you’re missing someone? I miss Pastor Ken.  He is an awesome guy.

Your best friend? I'm married to her.

Part Two – The Where’s?

Where do you want to be in 6 years? Right where I am now, except not as fat as I am today.  I'll also be 6 years closer to retirement.

Where were you last night? It was Thanksgiving... I was in the freakin' kitchen all day.

Where did you grow up? Vauxhall, New Jersey.  I lived there from age five through seventeen.

One place that I go to over and over? Barnes & Noble bookstores; Williamsburg, Virginia; Orlando, Florida.

Your favorite place to eat out? Mandarin Court

Wish list items? An iPhone; A Barnes & Noble Nook; a larger Sunday School class; a hefty gift card from Gander Mountain.  I won't be getting ANY of that for Christmas... OR my birthday, which is next Sunday... not that I am hinting about anything.

Last time you laughed? Dude.  I laugh all the time.

Last time you cried? Cried?  yeah, right.  Like I'd tell you.

Part Three – The What’s?

Something that you aren’t? An ass-kisser.

Last thing you did? Drove to work and turned on the office computer.

What are you wearing? A kelly-green, sleeveless t-shirt (dig the guns!), gray shorts, white sock, athletic shoes, my watch, my wedding ring, and four boss tattoos.

Something you’re not wearing? Well, that would sort of cover lots of things.  For instance, I'm not wearing a Burqa (sp?), nor am I wearing elf shoes that are turned up at the toes.  See, this is one of those open-ended questions designed to drag you into a meaningless discussion of minutae.  I suppose I caould just hare off into uncharted country and talk about all sorts of things, like the time I went out in public NOT wearing anything... or when I was arrested for.... See what I mean?

I'm just going to stick with the thing about the Burqa.

Your favorite store? Barnes & Noble; Gander Mountain

***NOTE*** Totally kidding about the getting arrested thing.  Never happened.