Question of The Week #1

"If you could travel back in time and meet yourself as a teenager, what three things would you tell yourself?"

This is the "Question of The Week" here at typepad, and I am only too happy to answer it.

The three things that I would tell my teenaged self woud be as follows:

1.  Some day you are going to meet a woman from a very rural place.  She will be cute, have big boobs, and a ready smile.  STAY AWAY FROM HER.  No matter what she does, no matter what she says, stay away from her.

2.  Keep reading, kid.  It's going to pay off in the future.

3.  You have a gap in your education, kid... the first chance you get, go back to school.