WTF Wednesday!

Sorry about yesterday, folks... you know how it goes, though, right?

Busy life.... that weird thing that I have called a job... it all conspires to keep me from blogging, which I was trying to do at midnight with no success... because falling asleep as you type means that it is time to go to bed! Anyway, here we are, for the first ever installment of WTF? Wednesday (the Thursday edition).

The premise here is simple: On wednesday, I am going to post about something that has happened to me during the past week that made me think (or say) "What The F***?" I came up with this idea nearly a year ago, and I started writing about it, but, apparently, I was overcome by events.

So. Here we go. Actually, I have a few WTF? issues today:

*** Guy in the red Corvette convertible on I-95 this morning, at 0530, in the Springfield interchange... You must have the smallest penis on planet earth if you need that thing to make you feel good about yourself! I won't publicize that stupid personalzed license plate of yours, but you sir, are a LOSER! You are balding, and you have a bad comb-over, and you really think that any woman will want you because of that car? Dude. WTF?

*** Asian jogging chick... crossing to the other side of the already very wide jogging/walking trail wouldn't stop me from abducting you if I was really of a mind to do so, so why do you bother? WTF? Since interacting with me clearly terrifies you, I will endeavor to stop saying "good morning" as we pass each other.

***What? Kris Allen beats Adam Lambert in American Idol? In what universe is that even remotely possible? I know that there are people who will strongly disagree with me on this, and thats ok, but, seriously?

Kris Allen?

Danny Gokey, ok, but not Kris Allen.

WTF?