Shout Outs

To the driver of that silver Honda minivan with Georgia tags that crossed two lanes of traffic to get to the off-ramp on I-95 this morning... is making that exit so important that you would endanger not only the lives of your family, but that of all the other motorists within a hundred yards, as well? 

To the lady in the red hat... when I saw you yesterday, you crossed to the other side of the street, rather than pass me on the sidewalk, so why were you all smiles and "Good Morning" when you passed me while I was getting in my patrol car today?  Oh, wait.  I get it.  To you, I stopped being black when you realized that I was "blue".

To the people in my agency that attempt to make political phone calls on my government phone, just to see who is going to violate the Hatch Act... Please stop.  I don't need to be tested.  I don't need any loyalty tests... do you have any idea how fucking glad I will be when this administration is over?  God-damned fascists.

To Stacye... you rock!  This is going to be so much fun... thanks for remembering me.

To the lady with the little dog this morning... what a cute pooch!

To King Isepick... I'll get that thing done today.

To the Maytag people... 14 years is a long time for a washing machine.  I'm not even a little angry about it.  It was a good soldier.