At the beginning of February, Your Correspondent interviewed the Blogger known to most of you as Gunfighter, I thought I would catch up with this guy again and talk to him some more. Not really because he is that interesting, really... I just wanted another ride in that boss Crown Victoria he drives.
YC: Good morning
GF: Hi howzitgoin'?
YC: Good. Good.
GF: Great... what do you want to talk about today?
YC: Oh, just some random stuff. I would like to create a better picture of you for the people that read your blog.
GF: Well, I don't know if I am that interesting, but go ahead.
YC: Thanks... and again, I've gotta say, the car is quite cool.
GF: Dude it's just a car with an unusual paint job.
YC: Can I drive?
GF: Uh... no.
YC: OK, well... Let's talk about your Internet handle: Gunfighter. Where'd that come from?
GF: You already know this story, don't you?
YC: Yeah, but you have a few new readers since you changed blog platforms, don't you?
GF: One or two... to tell you the truth, some of my readers have fallen away, but I suppose thats life, eh? ****NOTE**** That was a throw-away comment... I wasn't trying to guilt-trip anyone
YC: So... the name?
GF: Right. Well, First I thought that I should blog anonymously, or use a pseudonym... then I thought, screw it... go with something cool. Something descriptive. I'm a professional tactical firearms instructor, which translates as gunfighting in plain speech.
YC: What do you mean?
GF: I mean that I teach people how to fight with guns. The best, and least personally costly ways to put multiple bullet holes in the bad guys, without being perforated yourself. Get it?
YC: Wow. Sounds interesting.
GF: It can be. In fact, one of my students was the lead agent for a MAJOR arrest that you probably heard about on the news in the last couple of days, if you live in the DC area. She didn't have to shoot anyone, but I am very proud of her accomplishment.
YC: So you use guns alot... does the thought of shooting people bother you?
GF: Not really... you have to be fairly stable, psychologically, to do this stuff... to do it right, anyway.
YC: OK, cool. So why did you change the name of your blog from The View From Here to Life of A Modern Warrior?
GF: Well, when I changed blog platforms, I thought some other changes were necessary... particularly the name. I wanted the name to be more reflective of the content. I'm a modern warrior... meaning that fighting is my business. Other people are historians, and dentists, and lawyers, web designers, teachers, etc... they are trained to do what they do as professionals. People seek out their services. Well, what I do is no different.... well, it IS different, but you know what I mean, right? I am a paid, professional fighting man. We never talk about this in our society, but there is the truth of it... I have been learning my trade since I was seventeen. Anyway, the blog isn't just about my job, it's about my life.
YC: Wow. Long answer...
GF: Sorry. What else would you like to know?
YC: Do you have a favorite on American Idol or Dancing with The Stars yet?
GF: I have to tell you, I think that this is the dullest American Idol group ever. I'd like to punch that David Archuletta kid in the face... he irritates me. As far as DWTS is concerned... I love me some Cheryl Burke, but, the guy she is dancing with hasn't got a chance... I suspect that it will be one of the women who wins this year. I am in Marissa Jarret-Winokour's corner... we chubby folk have to stick together.
YC: Speaking of chubby folk, how's the knee?
GF: Not as good as I'd like it to be, actually. I'm afraid that knee replacement is probably closer than I had hoped. I am trying to get used to the fact that I will never be as active as I was... hopefully, this won't wreck my career.
YC: What'll you do if it does?
GF: Write. Work At Wal-Mart. Maybe go to the seminary.
YC: The seminary? Really?
GF: Yes, really.
YC: I thought you enjoyed a cocktail from time to time?
GF: Dude, I'm a Lutheran, not a Baptist.
YC: Fair enough, how is Sunday School progressing?
GF: It's great, actually... we are about to do a program that introduces the elementary school-aged kids about the history of the church. It's gonna be VERY cool.
YC: Can we talk politics for a moment?
GF: Sure.
YC: You are a Democrat, right?
GF: Through and through.
YC: An Obama man...
GF: Hell yeah! (pumps fist into the top of the squad car)
YC: I've heard it said that if Senator Clinton is the eventual nominee, that you wouldn't vote for her, is that true?
GF: It is.
YC: That doesn't sound like a through and through Democrat to me.
GF: It does to me... anyone who willingly went along on Mr Bush's caravan into Iraq isn't worthy of my vote. I AM a through and through Democrat... but not a yellow-dog Democrat. I won't vote for her just because she has a D next to her name... she has to earn my vote, and nothing that she can say or do would allow me to trust her not to throw away our soldiers lives, just so she can look strong.
YC: Wow. You really mean that, don't you?
GF: F***kin' A!
YC: So... how're the kids?
GF: They are fine. SoccerGirl starts practice for the new soccer season tomorrow. Fast Pitch is doing well in her second semester. She is planning on pledging a sorority next semester.
YC: cool
GF: Yeah, I guess... I didn't go to college, so I don't know much about fraternities or sororites.
YC: Anything else new with you?
GF: No, not really... apart from the great HBO miniseries on John Adams. It's fantastic. If you haven't been watching, you'd better start.
YC: OK... well, I gotta go, so thanks for the ride and for the interview.
GF: No worries, pal. Let's do this again soon.