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July 09, 2008

Bloggin' From An Undisclosed location

Crash I'm still dealing with a crashed computer.

I'm really mad about it... more embarrassed than mad, actually, because I am certain that it was my own fault (Damn you, Mozilla!).

I'll let you know when I am fully back up to speed... which will be by the end of the week, I hope.  By the way, let me take a moment to extend my gratitude to the many of you who have contacted me abd givien me the benefit of your professional advice:  Thanks a million!

Since the home computer is down, I will be blogging remotely, via my laptop, from an undisclosed... or a series of undisclosed locations... sort of makes me feel like Dick Cheney... only better looking, and not evil.

Oh, and PUMAs?  I have a message for you:

Obamawesome

July 07, 2008

Calling All Computer Geeks

Are any of you computer professionals?

I need assistance with a MAJOR computer crash.

A little help here?

GF

July 06, 2008

Gunfighter @ Blog Talk Radio

If you have some time this afternoon, come and give me a listen at my blog talk radio show.  5 PM on the east coast, 3 PM out west.  Today's topic will be:  "Chickenhawks and other Republicans", as usual, there are few taboo subjects with me, so feel free to call in and speak your mind on a variety of subjects.

The call-in number is: 347 539 5520

See you later!

July 04, 2008

14 Years, and I still love being around you

Rings I think that somewhere along the line, I have told you all how I met Mrs Gunfighter as a direct result of Gulf War I... haven't I ?  Well, if not... it's true, we did.  That was in 1992.

On July 4th, 1994, we got married in the living room of the the house that we still live in today... and I couldn't be happier about that.

In the years in-between then and now, we have done some pretty cool things together... we have traveled, we have made really great meals, we have sat on the couch and read in companionable silence; we have laughed uproariously in bed about exceptionally silly things; we have worked on making our home a livable space where our family can continue to thrive; we have been and still are involved in state, local and national politics; we have cheered for successes in each other's careers; we have consoled each other after disappointments; we have nurtured a wonderful child; we have served our church and attempted to live our faith as best we can; we have fallen asleep on the couch when we could have been doing uh... other things.  We have held hands in the bookstore; watched MST 3000 together... and so many more great things that I can barely get my head around them.

It's been 14 years, and we have lived! 

We have lived lives made better for the presence of the other.

I'm a better man because of you.

Thanks baby.

July 03, 2008

Shout Outs

To the driver of that silver Honda minivan with Georgia tags that crossed two lanes of traffic to get to the off-ramp on I-95 this morning... is making that exit so important that you would endanger not only the lives of your family, but that of all the other motorists within a hundred yards, as well? 

To the lady in the red hat... when I saw you yesterday, you crossed to the other side of the street, rather than pass me on the sidewalk, so why were you all smiles and "Good Morning" when you passed me while I was getting in my patrol car today?  Oh, wait.  I get it.  To you, I stopped being black when you realized that I was "blue".

To the people in my agency that attempt to make political phone calls on my government phone, just to see who is going to violate the Hatch Act... Please stop.  I don't need to be tested.  I don't need any loyalty tests... do you have any idea how fucking glad I will be when this administration is over?  God-damned fascists.

To Stacye... you rock!  This is going to be so much fun... thanks for remembering me.

To the lady with the little dog this morning... what a cute pooch!

To King Isepick... I'll get that thing done today.

To the Maytag people... 14 years is a long time for a washing machine.  I'm not even a little angry about it.  It was a good soldier.

July 01, 2008

Happy Canada Day!

Today is Canada Day!

Happycanada

Just so you know... some of us Yanks have very warm feelings for your country.

Heartcanada

Here is wishing you peace and happiness on this, your National Day!

Chihiro_Canada_Day

O Canada....!

June 28, 2008

The Rest of America - A Report From "Flyover Country"

A fellow progressive blogger, a smart lady called Cynematic, recently posted a piece at the MOMocrats blog, that reminded me of the following post that I wrote in 2006, just a week or so after starting this blog.  I took a moment to re-read it, and thought that I would support Cyn, by re-posting it here.  I have inserted a few images, and all other additions, other than stylistic will appear in red text.

Enjoy!

GF


Recently Uncle Sam sent me to Altoona, Pennsylvania, to attend a week-long course on pistol, rifle, and shotgun repair. It was a class that I needed to take because guns get a lot of hard use (at least, they do where I work), and from time to time, they break and need to be repaired or worn parts need to be replaced.

Blair county, pa This wasn’t the first time I had been to Altoona, and it won’t be the last, but this was the first time I had an extended stay in this blue-collar town in the midst of rural Blair County, Pennsylvania.

While the subject of firearms repair is mildly interesting, it isn’t quantum physics, so it didn’t consume my evenings with study. This gave me plenty of time to take a good hard look around at a part of America that urban coastal guys like me aren’t terribly far from, but rarely ever see.

The Altoona area has been settled since the middle of the 18th century, but the Pennsylvania railroad is what put the town on the map. By the middle of the 19th century, the railroad system was how people and goods moved about the country in large numbers. Since railroads were becoming so important to the economy, railroad centers became important regional centers. Altoona was one of those centers, and as a result  the population exploded.  One of the results of said population explosion was that Altoona grew rapidly, and subsumed another town, Juniata (pronounced Jew-knee-AH-ta), into itself. What was a newly incorporated borough in the mid 1850’s became an incorporated city by 1868. The late 19th and early 20th centuries saw the end of the steam age and brought in the diesel locomotives of today, and by the end of World War II, Altoona had seen it’s population at it’s high-water mark.

Altoona continues to be the regional population center, such as it is, but with the decline of the railroads as the way most people travel long-distance, it has fallen on hard times… or so I thought.

When you drive through Altoona, it strikes you as a classic down-at-heel mill town… sort of reminiscent of the town that the Robert DeNiro, John Savage, and Christopher Walken characters in “The Deer Hunter" lived in. Old houses that had their best days many years ago dominate the central part of town. It appears, at first glance, that the local area high school, and its well-kept athletic fields, is the focal point of the community.

Trilutheran The people of Altoona, if what I saw was accurate, are a religious lot… and if you don’t believe me, you should see how many churches are in this town (pictured here is Trinity Lutheran, on 6th street). The people of Altoona are a patriotic lot as well, the area's Army and Naval reserve and National Guard units having served in all of America’s wars. One of the ladies at Wendy’s has a son that just joined the Army. She is worried about him, but is proud of her son’s decision. As a matter of fact, nearly every man that I spoke to while I was in Altoona was a fellow veteran.

Altoona also has a minor league baseball team, the Altoona Curve.  I drove past the stadium and wished that I would be in town for a game, but alas, the season was a week or so away, and I wouldn’t be there that long.

Blair demographics Another thing you will notice in Altoona (well, if you are me, anyway) is that everyone looks the same, which is to say, that I was in town two days before I saw any black people other than the guy I always see in the mirror when I shave. It was rather odd when I walked into the local Wal-Mart and was met with open staring. One woman actually bumped into her husband while she gaped, open-mouthed. The ice was broken when I laughed and told her to try not to hurt herself. The Instructor for our course (a crusty old former Navy SEAL), remarked on the first day, that our class had drastically, if only temporarily, changed the demographics of the town, where, as he put it, “die-ver-sit-tee” ain’t Altoona’s strong point, men”. He wasn’t kidding. There were 12 men in the class and 6 were white, 5 were black, and one was Latino.

Lest you think this is going to be a discussion of rural Pennsylvania racism, I urge you to read on.

The people of Altoona that I encountered (referred to by one of their own as “Altoids”) were mostly very friendly and cheerful people. The ladies at the Wendy’s restaurant, where we ate lunch a few times, were eager to chat, and were very solicitous about our comfort while we ate our three-dollar burgers (and yes, I did have fries with that).

Determined to find out what Altoona was all about, I spent a fair amount of time just driving around looking at places as well as a fair amount of time sampling places to eat. I had dinner at three different Chinese buffets while I was in Altoona, all of which were along Plank road, which is Altoona’s economic jugular vein. One of them (across the street from the Veteran's Hospital) was REALLY good, the other two were quite unremarkable… but the people were nice. I also went to a place called CiCi’s Pizza (located next to Wal-Mart… also on Plank road). CiCi’s is a pizza buffet, which I wasn’t really in the mood for, but it was getting late, and I hadn’t eaten in nearly 8 hours (hungry Gunfighter means CRANKY Gunfighter... Cranky Gunfighter... not good), so in I went. "WELCOME TO CiCi’s!!”, the teenaged girl behind the counter bellowed at me, almost causing me to beat a hasty retreat. The pizza was fair; the atmosphere was a cross between Sizzler and your high-school cafeteria. I read while I ate my dinner and then quickly made for the door. Before I could put my hand on the push-bar, the barely-out-of-her teens manager rushed up to me and bellowed (bellowing is obviously a big thing in Altoona) “Thank you for dining at CiCi’s! We’ll See-See ya later!” (“No you won’t", I thought to myself).

NOTE: Before I went to Altoona, I had never heard of CiCi's Pizza... now they are everywhere, including good 'l' Woodbridge, Virginia.

So, let’s recap, the people were nice, the streets were pretty clean, the town isn’t terribly diverse, the young folks like to bellow… ok, moving on.

I was saving the highlight of Altoona’s retail pleasures for my next to last night in town, and THAT was the local mall… on Plank road, next to K-Mart, which I visited the night before. The mall had all of the standard stores, the jewelry stores, a skate shop, several athletic shoe stores, the obligatory cellular phone kiosks, etc… but the place was devoid of any sort of soul. Even Sears was rather lifeless! Damn! My yardstick for many places is how much I like the local mall. Well, Altoona failed miserably in that respect… but I have to give the place a break, since it is kind of unfair to make a comparison to a mall in that area to any of the myriad malls in the DC suburbs.

The next evening, my classmates were going to go to a local place for dinner and drinks, but, I went to the regional library instead (on 17th street, NOT Plank road, thank you, very much). On this beautiful spring-like afternoon, as I was about to enter the library, I met a lady named Judy. Judy works at the county Senior Services Center... a delightful, silver haired, 61 year old with whom I chatted about politics, social issues, our mutual dislike of the current occupant of the White House, our sorrow at the waste of lives that our war in Iraq is producing, and saving the world. Judy is married to a retired Coast Guardsman, and is the main reason that I decided to write about this place, for reasons that I hope to make clear, below.

You see, Judy made me realize that Altoona, and by extension, other places like it, is a different place than perhaps we metropolitan east and west coasters think. Often, we derisively call places like Altoona “flyover country”. It isn’t fair, and it's not right (who can give me the musical reference???). We hip, urbane, in-the-know people think that since we live in major population centers and work in finance, government, the arts, the law, or the widely-distributed media, that we have a better grasp on things happening in this country.

We don’t.

We liken people that live in places like Altoona to be backward hicks. They aren’t. They are the population of what I call “The Rest of America”… people that spend their days working to raise families and live their lives… lives that started and will likely end very near where they live today. They have views and opinions shaped by their experiences, and those experiences, like my own or your own, make them think and believe as they do. Their experiences may be different than ours, but the opinions and views that are shaped by them are no less valid than our own.

I spent nearly an hour talking to Judy, and was very pleased with our conversation. She had spark and vitality that I smugly wouldn’t have thought to find in a place “like this”. When we parted ways, I decided people had to know, or at least that I had to tell someone what was on my mind.

I know that not all who read this live in or near major metropolitan areas, but rest assured that there is at least one person in my America that isn’t ignoring you and doesn’t think that you are any less worthy than someone that does.

I promise to pay more attention in the future.

Two years down the road from when I originally wrote this, I'm still paying attention.  As it turns out, the two different Americas aren't as different as we may have thought.  Sure, differences remain... what else can you expect from a country as large as this one.  The important thing is that we are still one America, and if you don't believe me, take a look at the candidacy of Barack Obama.  His campaign is living, breathing, walking, talking proof that the America the my parents were raised in has for the most part been washed away. 

I am excited by this new America, where all of you who read this, who have children under the age of sixteen, will raise their kids into adulthood, never knowing an America where you had to be male AND white to aspire to the highest offices in the land.



June 26, 2008

Training For Battle

Recently I had a conversation with a fellow blogger, the subject of which was firearms.  In our discussion, we talked about how much training she had and things of that sort.  Eventually, she asked me for some advice on training, which I am only too happy to give.  I am posting it to my blog in hopes that someone else will read it and find it useful.

First, I'd like to address the title of this post.  I gave it the title "Training For Battle" because that is the essence of what we are talking about here, friends.  Carrying a gun for protection means that you  may need to use that weapon in a fight.  A fight for your very life.  There is no more serious contest that that.  The prize for victory in a gunfight is to be able to continue to draw breath. 

The loser gets to take a dirt-nap. 

So... in light of the things that I mentioned above, let's talk about training.  I suppose the first question that has to be answered is "what do I want to do with a gun?" 

Remember, guns are tools.  They are tools made for a specific purpose, and that purpose is to kill.  If we are talking about handguns, I will amend that last statement to say that guns are made to kill people.  If you are in that particular group of self-delusional people that sometimes say that guns are a deterrent, that guns are about protection, that guns are made to "stop threats", I will ask you to disabuse yourself of such self-indulgent nonsense.

My friends, using a gun is about killing.  If you can't wrap your head around that, get rid of your guns, invest in a good alarm system, and buy a dog that barks.  Seriously, if you don't think that you can kill.  You ought not have a gun.

That said, we ought to be right up front about the nonsense that some people espouse about shooting to "wound or disable".  I call it nonsense because that is what it is.  Why?  because bullets cause horrible wounds, thats why!  You see, killing a person is more humane that wounding, or perhaps maiming them.  Yeah, I know... it's a little ghoulish, but it's true.

So, once you have decided that owning a handgun might be something that you ought to do, and you have made your peace with potentially killing someone, lets look at the next question that you have to answer for yourself, to wit:  "What kind of gun do I need/want?"

There are no small number of firearms manufacturers in the United States and elsewhere that will be happy to sell you the priciest gun around, and while some or most of those guns will be really nice... you probably don't need to spend a large sum of money to purchase a fighting pistol.  While shopping, take the following things into account:  "Do I plan to regularly carry this gun concealed?"  If the answer to that question is "yes", then you need to consider size.  Size also matters when you look down at your hands... if you have small hands, you'll need a smaller gun.

If you plan to carry concealed, you are going to have to think about the sort of clothes you wear. 

Another consideration is bullet caliber.  As Americans, we tend to believe that bigger is always better... well, as Sportin' Life said in Porgy & Bess, "It ain't necessarily so"  Personally, I am a fan of big bullets.  big bullets make big holes in people.  They cause greater wound cavitation and they do a better job of destroying tissue and breaking bones.  Having said that, you really don't need a .44 magnum do do enough damage to put down an assailant.  The thing here is that, generally speaking, bigger bullets means more recoil.  My advice in this arena is to try different guns in different calibers... see what works best for you

Moving on, we have to ask:  "Do I have the self discipline to enter into a life of regular training and practice?"

You see, marksmanship is a perishable skill.  If you don't practice, whatever skills you may have acquired will atrophy.  So, you are going to need to get some high-quality training... and by high-quality, I don't mean some Nimrod who hangs around at your local range, who will tell all and sundry what he knows about pistol craft from his time as a Navy Seal/Ninja.  There are lots of good trainers all over the country folks, so do your homework. 

Once trained, you need to practice regularly.  You need to practice shooting from the drivers seat of a car; while seated at a desk; while holding a child or a child's hand; while running; while ducking; while seeking cover; while flat on your belly; while flat on your back.  You'll need to learn to shoot and move.... and so much more.  You'll have to practice those skills once you have acquired them.  Once you have practiced a particular skill to the point where it is ingrained, you STILL HAVE TO PRACTICE.   Get used to it... this is your life now.  It's sort of monastic isn't it? Well, there you go.

So, we are going to make intelligent choices about why/if we need a gun, we will make wise choices with regard to what type of gun/what caliber we are going to purchase.  We are going to make good training decisions, and promise to devote ourselves to a life time of training & practice.

All set, right?

Not so much.

Guess what we forgot?

THE LAW!

Hey kids... before you do any of the stuff I listed above, you need to go out and learn the laws concerning firearms and their use in your individual states, county, towns and cities.  Even acting in your own self defense, you still need to know what the law says.

Lastly.  Let's talk about safety.  I don't know of any more tragic stories than those of people who have done stupid things with guns.  So please, be mindful of a few basic things:

Treat all guns as if they are loaded.

Guns and alcohol don't mix.  Ever.

Never point a gun at anything that you are not willing to kill or destroy.

Keep your finger off of the trigger until you have identified your target.

There are more safety rules, but these are a good start.  Learn them.  Know them.  Live them

If you have any further questions, feel free to give me a buzz.

GF

PS:  If you were planning to ask me what the best gun manufacturer is, I will tell you that the best gun top buy is a very personal thing, as the gun must suit YOU, the shooter.  Having said that, I will tell you that for my money, the best combat handguns, right oout of the box, are made by Glock.

June 25, 2008

Joe Lieberman Must Go

Have a look.


Lieberman must be forced out of the Democratic caucus... and, God willing, his Senate seat.

When I am King (2)

When I am King, the following words will be officially banned:

Prolly
Va-jay-jay
heighth
wisht
"ax" as in "can I ax you a question?"
nucular (it's Nu-klee-ar, you f***ing idiots!)

When the revolution is over and the smoke clears... good ol' Gunfighter (King Gunfighter to you)  will be laying down the law.

ADDENDUM:

The Following suggestions from my dear loyal subjects readers have been approved:

Whatevs

All words that end with -licious, that aren't Delicious.

Anyhoo

Buku/boocoo (or any other bastardization of the word "beaucoups")  If you aren't speaking French, give it a rest!

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