I realize that, as a man, there are certain things I'm not going to understand about women. Well, most things, I suppose. There I confess. I never understood the "don't ask a woman her age" stuff, and I sure as hell don't get the whole "does my butt look big in this?" because that's just plain stupid (and really what man wants a woman with the ass of a 12 year old boy? Geesh!).
Having made that confession, I have to ask why anyone would think that this monstrosity is a good idea?
I thought not. Look, I get the idea of, ahem, interesting lingerie, but this is just too wierd.
Having said all of that, I have to tell you, having my Blackberry handy to take this picture was just perfect.