When I am King, the following words will be officially banned:
"ax" as in "can I ax you a question?"
nucular (it's Nu-klee-ar, you f***ing idiots!)
When the revolution is over and the smoke clears... good ol' Gunfighter (King Gunfighter to you) will be laying down the law.
The Following suggestions from my dear loyal subjects readers have been approved:
All words that end with -licious, that aren't Delicious.
Buku/boocoo (or any other bastardization of the word "beaucoups") If you aren't speaking French, give it a rest!